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6/29/2021
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What A Day: In Khan we antitrust
The Tour de German Hiding Places Monday, June 28, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -AOC, on Marjorie Taylor Greene calling her a "little communist" Senate Republicans have once again
6/25/2021
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What A Day: Wish upon a Gar
Big Pile of Cats for Mayor Friday, June 25, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS, BRIAN BEUTLER, & CROOKED MEDIA -Gen. Mark Milley's most inspiring quote of the week The Department of Justice has joined the
6/25/2021
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What A Day: The dye is cast
Condolences to the courtroom air freshener vendors. Thursday, June 24, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Andrew Giuliani, learning cinematography in a parking lot President Biden announced on
6/24/2021
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What A Day: Hill Milley Elegy
Just try on the shirt, Stephen. Wednesday, June 23, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Jill Biden, to Tennesseans booing Tennessee's vaccination rate The Supreme Court delivered another
6/23/2021
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What A Day: Kyrsten dunce
Maybe doing nothing will fix everything? Monday, June 22, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Kyrsten Sinema, on whether anyone can change her mind about the filibuster Every last Senate
6/22/2021
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What A Day: Fil'd to the brim
Reject modernity (ransomware), embrace tradition (nut heists.) Monday, June 21, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -A Concerned Susan Collins, on Mitch McConnell, obviously Chuck Schumer The
6/17/2021
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What A Day: Daunted Manchin
A master class in governing. Thursday, June 17, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Gov. (R-NE) Pete Ricketts trying to explain CRT, which he adamantly opposes The SS Bipartisanship almost made
6/16/2021
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What A Day: Putin on the Switz
Do not restart the presses! Wednesday, June 16, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Mike Pompeo, smoking out the true patriots President Biden met with Vladimir Putin at a carefully
6/16/2021
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What A Day: Pissed by a Rosen
A breakthrough in the world of worm-warming. Tuesday, June 15, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Marjorie Taylor Greene, age 47, discovering that the Holocaust was bad Disgraced former
6/15/2021
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What A Day: Three-diManchinal chess
It's a hefty piñata. Monday, June 14, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Ron Johnson, on the peaceful visitors of January 6 It is Donald Trump's birthday, and what better way to
6/11/2021
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What A Day: Merrick the reddish
Circus performers, ballroom dancers, and other weird human types. Thursday, June 11, 2021 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA -Ron Johnson, playing right-wing mad (WAIT FOR IT) libs Congress and the
6/11/2021
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What A Day: Vlad to see you
AWKWARD! Thursday, June 10, 2021 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA -Don McGahn, on why he was sad Trump called him a "lying bastard." Joe Biden's first visit abroad as president is a
6/10/2021
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What A Day: End of an error
[[Literal 'this is fine' meme.] Wednesday, June 9, 2021 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA -Vice President Kamala Harris, bringing the logic The era of kabuki bipartisanship is almost over,
6/9/2021
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What A Day: Full court mess
Some kind of slapping conspiracy. Tuesday, June 8, 2021 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA -Cher, at her most relatable Now that democracy reform is toast, voting-rights reform is on life support,
6/8/2021
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What A Day: Meet Joe hack
No HR 1, thus... Monday, June 7, 2021 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA -CNN's Jake Tapper to Josh Hawley's top-notch flack A quick housekeeping note: Our unofficial slogan here at Crooked
6/4/2021
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What A Day: Egg on Facebook
Hero rat: 1, Stephen Breyer: 0 Friday, June 4, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS, BRIAN BEUTLER, & CROOKED MEDIA -Mike Pence, on the man who sent a mob to murder him The good news is that all the pent-up post-
6/4/2021
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What A Day: The ghost of Kyrstmas past
Israeli Mike Pence, get to the bunker. Thursday, June 3, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -The Trump quote proudly featured on George P. Bush's campaign beer koozie The one-sided
6/3/2021
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What A Day: Bibi go byebye
Netanya...who? Wednesday, June 2, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Tony Fauci, in an evergreen April 2020 email President Biden hasn't yet offered to personally chauffeur Americans to
6/2/2021
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What A Day: Win in a walkout
The Joe Biden Veganism Offensive has entered Phase II. Tuesday, June 1, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Texas State Rep. Trey Martinez Fischer, with a simple ask for Joe Manchin Texas
5/28/2021
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What A Day: Schmuck and coverup
Should've consulted GOP Whisperer Stephen Breyer. Friday, May 28, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS, BRIAN BEUTLER, & CROOKED MEDIA -Justice Stephen Breyer, Republican Party Understander Heads up! There